Don't misunderstand. I'm still all for the natural way, however, I have now signed up for the diet program. Why, I'm wondering, are all nutritional specialists tiny? What do they know? Do they understand the intrinsic mistrust of the fat for the thin? Seriously.
Naw. She was nice. Just in a tiny way.
So I feel much like Jack in the hours just after he purchased the magic beans. I am hoping for a beanstalk outside my window tomorrow morning. I have purchased many magic beans in my lifetime, but, as usual, that's another story for another day.
So don't come for dinner for 40 days and 40 nights. I won't be cooking except for 100 gm. portions of meat and a plain vegetable. one. at. a .time.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
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I thought this was funny. I know what you mean. But you have to admit it would be even funnier if your nutrition specialist was way overweight. Kind of like a depressed motivational speaker.
Word Verification: romolde -- an Italian goat cheese from the province of Puglia that is inedible and used solely for chinking rock walls.
11 lbs in 3 days. She may know something after all.
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